R is sitting on the family's plush rocking chair, as she and Kiddo and I listen to music. Out of seemingly nowhere, she abruptly states, "So one time, when I was a little baby, I was at church... and my mom gave me to my dad and then I POOPED ALL OVER HIM!"
"...R, where did that come from?"
She laughs hysterically.
"Weren't you wearing a diaper?"
"YES! The pee stayed in the diaper, but the poop came out ALL OVER MY DAD!" She continues laughing for several minutes.
Listening to a Kid's Bop CD later on, R takes note of some of the lyrics in a song being blasted from the family's stereo.
"These kids are SMART, Christine."
"How so, ladyface?"
She pauses before stating, matter-of-factually, "Well, they're saying NUMBERS. What smart, smart kids!"